Joke from my Inbox....
Paul Martin is taking a stroll around Parliament Hill with a senior member of the PMO when he meets a little girl carrying a small basket with a blanket over it. Curious, he says to the girl; "What's in the basket?". She replies;" New baby kittens" and opens the basket to show him. " How nice" said Martin. " What kind are they?". Little girl says, "Liberals". Martin smiles and pats the little girl on the head and they continue on.
About three weeks later, he and another member of his clique are again strolling on Parliament Hill when he sees the little girl again with the same basket. Martin says to his colleague; "Watch this, it's very cute" and they approach the little girl. Martin asks the girl how the kittens are and she says fine. He then says, "What kind of kittens are they?" and she replies, "Conservatives." Somewhat abashed, Martin says, "Three weeks ago you said they were Liberals!" "I know," she says." But now their eyes are open".
About three weeks later, he and another member of his clique are again strolling on Parliament Hill when he sees the little girl again with the same basket. Martin says to his colleague; "Watch this, it's very cute" and they approach the little girl. Martin asks the girl how the kittens are and she says fine. He then says, "What kind of kittens are they?" and she replies, "Conservatives." Somewhat abashed, Martin says, "Three weeks ago you said they were Liberals!" "I know," she says." But now their eyes are open".
